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Welcome to Review Yo' Ass. I have taken the title from the Parks and Rec phrase “Treat Yo' Self”, and I am Treating Myself by Reviewing Yo' Ass. Simply put, it has been a worrying time seeing America re-elect a clown (I am trying to be charitable here) and his cabal, especially with the impact on women. In times of worry it is recommended to journal thoughts to get them out, or to write letters to people that are annoying you and never send them. So, with a Myles Barlow-esque nod this is my way of dealing with my angst at the state of America right now: by Reviewing Yo' Ass and posting it here. Reviews are out of 5 stars.

Friday, 6 December 2024

Poinsettias.

Collecting the curbside order today, my next car-neighbor had ordered 6 boxes of canned, plain, brand name water and a poinsettia plant. The boxes of water alone were a questionable thing: was it for themselves; were they throwing a party that really shouldn't happen; was it and the plant a gift? No one wants 6 boxes of canned, plain, water if they've gone to the effort of hosting a party. Or maybe it was for an uber Christian party where busting out the Coke is a veritable offence. Either way, the issue is less the pointless drink (just use the tap that comes with every house) and more the plant. Does anyone understand poinsettias? I ask this as I have been given them as presents, and never understood them. I don't want a red or white leaved, flappy plant, in a red paper or red paper wrapped pot. They look hideous, last about a month, and sometimes just take it upon themselves to go moldy. I know they are supposed to be festive, but are they? Just because they are red? I mean, I could place strawberries around the house instead. I think it must be brainwashing, that if enough times stores trot out a product in December then the masses believe the hype. Show some individuality, people! And on second thoughts: treat yo' selves to more than water at this time of year. I know I am.

Point(settias)less gifts: 2 stars (at least the giver hopefully feels good).