About Me

Welcome to Review Yo' Ass. I have taken the title from the Parks and Rec phrase “Treat Yo' Self”, and I am Treating Myself by Reviewing Yo' Ass. Simply put, it has been a worrying time seeing America re-elect a clown (I am trying to be charitable here) and his cabal, especially with the impact on women. In times of worry it is recommended to journal thoughts to get them out, or to write letters to people that are annoying you and never send them. So, with a Myles Barlow-esque nod this is my way of dealing with my angst at the state of America right now: by Reviewing Yo' Ass and posting it here. Reviews are out of 5 stars.

Friday, 14 March 2025

Anagrams for HGTV DIY OCD?

I have a neighbor who has DIY OCD. I feel I could make something out of those letters. Every weekend for the 5 years he has been living next door there has been hammering or sawing or digging. There is no let up. It's become permanent background noise every Saturday and Sunday. Now he's decided to build a shed in the back yard. Maybe this is the first of many and the back yard will be populated with sheds as surely he has to have run out of projects? The house and yard look like it should be featured on "Help! I've wrecked my house!" There needs to be an intervention. But recently he has started getting the timber and other supplies delivered at 6am. 6am?! It's completely dark and then there's the sound of truck brakes, blinding head lights through the bedroom blinds, and then the little "beep beep beep" as the fork lift unloads the truck. This man needs help! Stop being such a miser and pay for a proper delivery window, pay for someone to get your projects completed in a sensible time frame and to an attractive finish, go and seek some mental help! Or just start thinking about other people and stop being such a selfish ass.

Looking out for HGTV casting in my neighborhood soon: 1 star.