About Me

Welcome to Review Yo' Ass. I have taken the title from the Parks and Rec phrase “Treat Yo' Self”, and I am Treating Myself by Reviewing Yo' Ass. Simply put, it has been a worrying time seeing America re-elect a clown (I am trying to be charitable here) and his cabal, especially with the impact on women. In times of worry it is recommended to journal thoughts to get them out, or to write letters to people that are annoying you and never send them. So, with a Myles Barlow-esque nod this is my way of dealing with my angst at the state of America right now: by Reviewing Yo' Ass and posting it here. Reviews are out of 5 stars.

Sunday, 10 November 2024

People who say how great the peace and quiet is at a loud volume.

I went on a 15-mile hike in a State Natural Area, and you’d think you could enjoy the peace and quiet at that distance. But no. At the 8.3-mile mark, there was a beautiful wooden bench, in the shade. I sat and looked at nature, and more importantly, enjoyed the peace and quiet that came with hiking that distance and just me, a bench, and nature. After a few minutes 2 mountain bikers turned up and started talking very loudly about compression settings. They looked at me and tried to strike up a conversation by saying “isn’t the peace and quiet great out here?” It was until you turned up.


People with no comprehension of what the great outdoors means: 1 star.