About Me

Welcome to Review Yo' Ass. I have taken the title from the Parks and Rec phrase “Treat Yo' Self”, and I am Treating Myself by Reviewing Yo' Ass. Simply put, it has been a worrying time seeing America re-elect a clown (I am trying to be charitable here) and his cabal, especially with the impact on women. In times of worry it is recommended to journal thoughts to get them out, or to write letters to people that are annoying you and never send them. So, with a Myles Barlow-esque nod this is my way of dealing with my angst at the state of America right now: by Reviewing Yo' Ass and posting it here. Reviews are out of 5 stars.

Sunday, 10 November 2024

Electric mountain bikes.

Following on from the below review, what is it with electric mountain bikes? Isn’t the whole point of a mountain bike to peddle and use your body to have the satisfying feeling of having got somewhere under your own steam? Presumably those people who own an electric mountain bike have missed the message about exercise being good for you. If you want to sit on something and look like an ass, buy a horse.

People who ride electric mountain bikes: 1 star.