About Me

Welcome to Review Yo' Ass. I have taken the title from the Parks and Rec phrase “Treat Yo' Self”, and I am Treating Myself by Reviewing Yo' Ass. Simply put, it has been a worrying time seeing America re-elect a clown (I am trying to be charitable here) and his cabal, especially with the impact on women. In times of worry it is recommended to journal thoughts to get them out, or to write letters to people that are annoying you and never send them. So, with a Myles Barlow-esque nod this is my way of dealing with my angst at the state of America right now: by Reviewing Yo' Ass and posting it here. Reviews are out of 5 stars.

Monday, 6 January 2025

His and hers.

Have you ever looked at your partner's (husband's, boyfriend's, wife's, girlfriend's - whatever term you like to use) clothes and thought "do you know, those would look great on me!" I never have, but I am presuming that all those couples that wear matching tracksuits (the entire ensemble, top and bottom) must have had that thought. Does it happen in the changing rooms? Their husband comes out with a tracksuit top and bottom on, and they go "Wow! You look so good in that I want to wear the same outfit!" and then go and find the outfit in a size that fits them and ensure they only wear it when their husband is wearing his? Why do you want to wear the same clothes as your partner? Have some individuality, people! And the bonus question today is: as tracksuits rarely look good on people, why would you both want to be seen together when you look sloppy individually, but laughably bad as a matching pair?

Never moving past high school spirit week "dress as a twin day": 2 stars.