About Me

Welcome to Review Yo' Ass. I have taken the title from the Parks and Rec phrase “Treat Yo' Self”, and I am Treating Myself by Reviewing Yo' Ass. Simply put, it has been a worrying time seeing America re-elect a clown (I am trying to be charitable here) and his cabal, especially with the impact on women. In times of worry it is recommended to journal thoughts to get them out, or to write letters to people that are annoying you and never send them. So, with a Myles Barlow-esque nod this is my way of dealing with my angst at the state of America right now: by Reviewing Yo' Ass and posting it here. Reviews are out of 5 stars.

Wednesday, 1 January 2025

Miraculously appearing problems.

This post is about New Year's resolutions. What I don't understand is why so many problems turn up at 12.01 a.m. on January 1 that people weren't aware of in the months prior. If you need to lose weight, start exercising, drink less, eat less cheese (just listing the normal culprits) then surely you realized in June, or August, or November that your waist band was getting a little tight, you were struggling to use the stairs, or felt seedy and hungover most mornings? Why not do something about it then? Why wait: what magic does the date January 1 hold that somehow September 24 does not? Do you need a bunch of drunk people shouting "happy New Year!!" to get motivated? Self-esteem would surely be a bigger driver of success. Just think how far you'd have got by now if you started fixing the problem when you realized the problem existed.

People who seize the wrong day: 1 star.