About Me

Welcome to Review Yo' Ass. I have taken the title from the Parks and Rec phrase “Treat Yo' Self”, and I am Treating Myself by Reviewing Yo' Ass. Simply put, it has been a worrying time seeing America re-elect a clown (I am trying to be charitable here) and his cabal, especially with the impact on women. In times of worry it is recommended to journal thoughts to get them out, or to write letters to people that are annoying you and never send them. So, with a Myles Barlow-esque nod this is my way of dealing with my angst at the state of America right now: by Reviewing Yo' Ass and posting it here. Reviews are out of 5 stars.

Monday, 3 March 2025

Reading between the lines.

I understand everyone is time-poor these days, and in a perpetual rush. But how long does it take to straighten up a car in a shopping mall car park? Bring the car in, reverse, bring it back in a straight line. Twenty seconds? I was in a car park, looking for a space, and there was a car parked across two bays. It wasn't like I was in a hospital car park where I could understand you literally throw the car in the parking lot and run for the ER. This was a shopping mall! What urgency is there? I don't think I would have the courage to just park across two bays, at an angle, get out, look at it and go "no need to straighten up". Or though I suppose if you're a totally selfish ass, you probably do.

Not understanding the "l"s give it away in "parallel": 1 star.