George Costanza had a point. . . .

I was at a water park recently - the ride variety as opposed to the splash pad kind - and whether standing in line for rides, walking around, or simply people watching one thing was very clear: there was a huge amount of unsupported flesh on display. Extremely overweight women wearing tiny amounts of swim wear, or unsupportive swim wear; men with "man boobs" that really looked like a bralette at the absolute minimum would lead to a comfier day out. I'm a slim woman with larger breasts - it is quite easy to find swim wear in bra sizes that fits, keeps everything in place, and more to the point: looks great. It is uncomfortable to wear anything that offers no support, and how risky is that going down a water ride? I do not want to be the person at the bottom of the ride with swim wear akimbo and everything on display. How do these very large women put on tiny swim suits, and then look in the mirror with breasts bulging out, bikini bottoms up their bums, everything jiggling when they move and say "I look and feel great!" George Constanza created the "manssiere", later called "The Bro" by Kramer, as a men's bra to give support, and looking around this water park a significant amount of men could do with George's help. It all looks so painful and who really wants to see it? Women, and men, treat yo' selves to some decent swimmers! And I'll give you a big tip here: if your swim wear has an American flag on (you know what I'm talking about: bikini tops with stars on one side and stripes on the other etc) it isn't going to offer much in the way of necessity.....

Out of sight, out of mind really is a useful maxim: 1 star.